James McFadden

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  1. farmer

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    Ronaldinho, Zinedine Zidane and James McFadden are standing before God at
    the
    throne of Heaven.
    God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I
    must first ask you what you believe in."

    Addressing Ronaldinho first he asks, "what do you believe?"

    Ronaldinho looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe
    Football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy
    to so many people from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Barcelona .
    I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the
    terraces supporting their club."



    God looks up and offers Ronaldinho the seat to his left.



    He then turns to ZiZou, "and you, Zinedine , what do you believe?"



    Zidane stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are
    the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career
    providing a living embodiment of these traits."



    God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Zidane the seat to his
    right.



    Finally, he turns to Faddy "and you, James, what do you believe?"



    "I believe" says Faddy "you're sitting in my seat."
     
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  2. Pady

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    hehe classic
     
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  3. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

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    Lol :)
     
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