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Jaffaholics Anonymous

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Fergal1982, Jan 11, 2008.

  1. Fergal1982

    Fergal1982 Petabyte Poster

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    Just reading the side of my Jaffa Cakes tube, when I noticed this section:

    Jaffaholic Anonymous
    If you think you've got a problem
    Call in the strictest confidence
    UK: 0500 011710
    Mon-Fri 9am-5pm

    Is anyone here a member??
     
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  2. nXPLOSi

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    I was but i've been clean for a couple of months now, the group sessions are an eye opener to say the least..
     
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  3. dingy

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    I can control the Jaffa Cakes but French Fancies:unsure
     
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  4. TimoftheC

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    Its a terrible habit.

    The worst part about it is after you've tried to sneak them past the police street searches with a few jaffas down your underpants - makes a right mess
     
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  5. wizard

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    I'm reporting all of you for being jaffaholics :D
     
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  6. BosonMichael
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    As a Merican, I have absolutely no idea what you guys are rambling about. :D
     
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  7. Fergal1982

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  9. Fergal1982

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    Its very tasty. trust me. mmmm mmmm.

    And yes, more or less anything. Im tempted to try some obscure things in wiki, and perhaps some disgusting things, try to figure out the limits of the content. but not at work.
     
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  10. greenbrucelee
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    I eat 5 at a time, although I don't like Blackberry and blackcurrent ones. The origonals are best :biggrin
     
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  11. Fergal1982

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    Full Moon, Half Moon, Total Eclipse!
     
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  12. TimoftheC

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    Man, I hate that advert :x
     
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  13. nXPLOSi

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    I second that, she was the most annoying women ever :blink
     
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  14. moominboy

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    amazingly tasty snack but..... here is the question..... cake or biscuit? :p

    oh, and has anyone called the number see if ya get a funny message? i remember tango doing that years ago.
     
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  15. BosonMichael
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    Wiki says that a legal judgement has pronounced that it is a cake.
     
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  16. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    Well, I think the Wiki here is more factual.

    For example:

     
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  17. dingy

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    Apparently they are cakes because they go hard and dry when they are left out whereas biscuits go soft and soggy:rolleyes:
     
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  18. nXPLOSi

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    ITS A BISCUIT!!

    I've seriously had rows over this with close friends and family.. it has caused many fall outs.

    :)
     
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