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I've seen some stupid stuff but this takes the entire biscuit manufacturing plant!...

Discussion in 'The Lounge - Off Topic' started by delorean, Nov 24, 2008.

  1. delorean

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    We've probably all seen at least one crazy USB device. USB memory sticks that look like sushi are just one example. But the following takes USB weirdness to an entirely new level. No wait, this isn't an entirely new level, this isn't even the same feckin sport or the same universe even!

    There is little doubt in my mind that this is possibly the stupidest USB device ever made. I mean seriously, come on, who the HELL is going to use a USB EYE WARMER???

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    I mean come on, seriously, if you pulled one of these bad boys out in the departure lounge you really would be the talk of the town! Said 'talk' being folk whispering to each other "oh my God look at that complete KNOBHEAD over there" for example.

    I mean seriously, just look at this:

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    Imagine if the thing copped a short one and caught fire like the good old electric blanket! You'd end up like this:

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    or even worse, like this:

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    I rest my case. :ymca
     
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  2. zxspectrum

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    What you on about, ive bought 2 already???

    Ed
     
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  3. delorean

    delorean Megabyte Poster

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    It's funny, I never had you down as looking like Anne Widdecombe... :respct
     
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  4. greenbrucelee
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    JML probably have them in stock now, and all for the price of £9.99 like everything else they sell :D
     
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  5. dales

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    I spot a great secret santa op or an xmas pressie for someone you dont really like.
     
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  6. twizzle

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    If you could end up looking like some sort of gross mutant... or the toxic avenger, should one of these melt on ya then i think i'll pass! (tromaville ftw!)

    Mind you there are loads of stupid and pointless usb gadgets on the market that sell so can imagine these would fair no worse.
     
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  7. delorean

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    Difficult to believe I know, but I think we have a new champion. :eek:

    This would certainly place a close third on the list.
     
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  8. Theprof

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    Inventions these days, what people don't come up with!
     
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  9. BosonMichael
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    Just be glad somebody isn't getting you a Banana Bunker for Christmas... :rolleyes:
     
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  10. westernkings

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    Thank god you warned us, I mean, fe.......w. Not like I bought one of anything. I mean, I wouldn't want to look like a knobed using such a great, I mean crap device now.
     
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  11. nXPLOSi

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    Lol, love the banana bunker... hahaha!
     
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  12. Modey

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    Oh my ... Is it just me or does that look like something else entirely? It's even ribbed for extra pleas ... er I mean banana protection. :)
     
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  13. nugget
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    It's actually a good thing. When you have tired eyes the warmth helps to relax them and take the pain away.

    If you want to try it for yourself then rub your hands together until they're hot and then place them over your eyes. Do it a few times and you'll feel what I mean.

    I'll be seriously looking at getting one.:oops:
     
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    Lots to choose from here. I like the owl and the chameleon !
     
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    I've got to agree with Modey, that "thing" is just...wrong, at least for a family oriented place like ours. :wink: :oops:
     
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  17. delorean

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    Umm...I actually have one of those. I ordered it after seeing it in Wired magazine a while ago.

    They are actually a pretty useful invention...sort of. :oops:
     
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  18. Mof

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    OMG :eek: this wins hands down. Thought the shirt had it, but it's been trumped (should there be a "T" in there somewhere) by this thingy ma gig.
     
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  19. BosonMichael
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    Dudes... BosonThomas is planning on getting everyone in our office one. :blink

    That's just wrong.
     
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