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It's not THAT hard to get it right.... surely?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by oggler, Mar 19, 2007.

  1. oggler

    oggler Byte Poster

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    TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY, all you have to do is to be:

    1. a friend

    2. a companion

    3. a lover

    4. a brother

    5. a father figure

    6. a teacher

    7. an educator

    8. a cook

    9. a listener

    10. a carpenter

    11. a driver

    12. an engineer

    13. a mechanic

    14. an interior decorator

    15. a stylist

    16. a sex therapist

    17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician

    18. a psychologist

    19. a psychiatrist

    20. a therapist

    21. a good father

    22. a gentleman

    23. well organised

    24. tidy

    25. very clean

    27. athletic

    28. affectionate

    29. affable

    30. attentive

    31. ambitious

    32. amenable

    33. articulate

    34. bold

    35. brave

    36. creative

    37. courageous

    38. complimentary

    39. capable

    40. decisive

    41. intelligent

    42. imaginative

    43. interesting

    44. prudent

    45. patient

    46. polite

    47. passionate

    48. respectful

    49. sweet

    50. strong

    51. skilful

    52. supportive

    53. sympathetic

    54. tolerant

    55. understanding

    56. someone who loves shopping

    57. someone who doesn't make problems

    58. someone who never looks at other women

    59. very rich

    AT THE SAME TIME, you must pay attention to make sure you:

    60. are neither jealous nor disinterested

    61. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them than with her

    62. give her her space, but show interest and concern in where she goes

    BUT ABOVE ALL, it is extremely important to:

    63. Not forget the dates of: anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...) graduation, birthday, menstruation

    HOWEVER, even if you do observe all of the above instructions perfectly, you are still not 100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could one day feel overcome with the suffocating perfection of her life with you and run off with the first wild bastard-bohemian-drunk-bon viveur she meets.

    TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY, all you have to do is:

    1. Let him have sex with you
     
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  2. Leehaa

    Leehaa Gigabyte Poster

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    He hee! If guy was all of that, his woman would get bored! :p
     
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  3. fsimeta

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    Knew there was something I had to do for the wife this week.....


    :biggrin
     
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  4. Bluerinse
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    Bluerinse Exabyte Poster

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    Ah that explains my past lack of success with the ladies then :wink:
     
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