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Its a Server! No, its my workstation!

Discussion in 'The Lounge - Off Topic' started by Mr.Cheeks, Sep 13, 2006.

  1. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    I have to upgrade certain programs for some hundred odd schools (if needed)...

    i called up a school and asked if i was able to connect to the sql server... this very aroused sounded lady gave me the ip address straight away, which is normally strange...

    so i logged in and noticed that there was a half typed word doc on the screen.... i called the office again, to find out what was happening, and the lady said, oh this is my workstation :blink

    no probs, i said, i actually need access to the sql server, not your workstation, then to my horror she said this is the server machine... quicking hitting C+A+D i see that its running Server 2003, also is the domain controller aswell

    huh, now thats i new one i thought...

    Let hope she dont infect this machine :twisted:

    strange thing is, im kinda learnt bits and bobs from messing around over the last week on my VM machines, and it looks like im using them at work now... now thats sweeeet!
     
  2. wizard

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    wow that's asking for trouble.
     
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  3. Mr.Cheeks

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    yeah - dont know why their IT team let her use that computer and given her admin rights, she get yahoo messenger running, few toolbars running and god knows what else :twisted:
     
  4. Phoenix
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    wow, spyware on a DC, theres a concept i'd never considered :)
     
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  5. Bluerinse
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    Erm, can you expand on the aroused bit :blink :oops: :eek:
     
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  6. Mr.Cheeks

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    like if she was f**gering herself and well enjoying it (thats the way she way speaking)... :ohmy
     
  7. Bluerinse
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    OMG you nearly made me spit my beer out you git :twisted:
     
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  8. Mr.Cheeks

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    its not my fault, i had to expand on arouse :tongue
     
  9. wizard

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    Is that really an appropriate smiley in the circumstances :D
     
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  10. Nelix
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    Trust you Wizard, I had not even noticed until you mentioned it :blink
     
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  11. Baba O'Riley

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    You asked for that one Pete. Can open, worms everywhere...
     
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  12. Jakamoko
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    Erm, is that expanding on the definition even further ?? :blink

    May I be the one to suggest that we steer :offtopic in the fullness of time (not too fast, as this is a bloody funny thread :biggrin )
     
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  13. phonics3k

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    I always wondered why the school's network was down.

    Seems that the teachers are to blame not the students after all :D
     
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  14. Theprof

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    thats interesting lol
     
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  15. Mr.Cheeks

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    oh For F sake, just give me a break!

    had another user same sceanerio minus the aroused voice...

    i told the young man the situation and what i had to do...also mentioned that i'll be on for like 15-30mins, 30 mins if i have problems and around 15 or less if everything goes sweet...

    and then cheeky so and so said to me that;

    i said go for lunch now

    (in the meantime, i connected to the machine and he accepted)

    then he goes

    my response...

    hmmm, nice document your working on here... select all, delete, save.

    then i go

    hahaha, who's the daddy!!! :twisted: :twisted:

    and put the phone down! (luckily for me, i never introducted my self nor mentioned my dept!
     
  16. nugget
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    Absolutely priceless mate.:D

    Not that I recommend this course of action you understand.:tune
     
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  17. Baba O'Riley

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    Go for it Cheek.:D What a prick.:x
     
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  18. phonics3k

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    LOL!

    Thats just sooo funny cheek!

    I remember doing something like that when I was in school, but it involved porn and a teacher HAHAHAHA!

    The world is such a cruel place.
     
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  19. Mr.Cheeks

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    Seriously, this is not a course of action i do not recommend either... :oops:
     
  20. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    Nice one, hopefully he has learn't his lesson, then again if he's that Narrow minded, maybe not!!

    What a Muppet:rolleyes:
     
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