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Is your mouse calibrated?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Bluerinse, Sep 30, 2006.

  1. Bluerinse
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    Bluerinse Exabyte Poster

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    Is your mouse calibrated?



    You should do this every few days. More often if you spend a lot of time on computer. I was shocked to see that this works!






    To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below. Then drag the Y toward the g . If it doesn't work, you might want to clean your mouse.

    You dumb ass. You'll believe anything
     
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  2. AJ

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    My mouse works just fine thanks
     
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  3. JonnyMX

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    Can't believe I just did that...
     
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    Nice one!

    Harry.
     
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  5. Fergal1982

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    doh! ill get you for this gadget
     
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  6. GmanUK

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    Its one of those ones you really know not to do it....but obviously you are going to....like I did!! :rolleyes:
     
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  7. wizard

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    its a pity that the white can still be read against the light blue background :p
     
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    Didn't realise my eyesight was still that good until I noticed the faint text.
     
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  9. Jakamoko
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    Got me too, ya dumb aussie prankster :tongue
     
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  10. Bluerinse
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    Hehe :twisted:
     
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    Clever one but I knew it :)

     
  12. zebulebu

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    LOL

    I would have fallen for it... but someone got me with it last week at work!

    Dont worry - I got him back good and proper with the old "masking tape over the optical mouse eye" trick - he actually rebooted his PC when he couldnt get the mouse to respond :cheeseyg
     
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  13. Theprof

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    zeb I did that one too last month I believe, the guy thought he knew everything, only took him 3 reboots and a driver reinstall to realize.
     
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  14. zebulebu

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    LOL - he twigged when he looked over at me and the mail admin, who were laughing our nuts off at him. To paraphrase Angus Deayton on one Foot in The Grave: "it would have been cruel to make him reboot his PC. So we made him reboot his PC" :p
     
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  15. Theprof

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    At least it took 1 reboot, this poor guy spent 20 min troubleshooting. He never had a thought in his mind to look under the mouse. But Zeb I was crying from so much laughter, I had to leave the room cause the CIO was looking at me funny.

    Work pranks, I bet there are so many.
     
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  16. zebulebu

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    You bet there are. This site has a load of little joke programs you can install that will drive someone nuts - from little executables which make it look as if the contents of your hard drive are being erased in front of your very eyes, to little files which will turn a user's desktop completely upside-down. Hours of fun at your co-workers' expense. Be careful though - if you're not an admin (and even if you are) your employer may take a somewhat dim view of you installing these on a work PC...

    For those of you with a little time on your hands, check these out - I'd love to do the silver foil one if I had the time...
     
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