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Interesting phone call . . .

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Jan 29, 2007.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    "Hello?"


    "Hi honey"


    "This is daddy"


    "Is mommy near the phone?"


    "No daddy,she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."


    After a brief pause, daddy says


    "But honey, you haven't got an uncle Paul."


    "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."


    Brief Pause.


    "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."


    "Okay Daddy, just a minute."


    A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the
    phone.


    "I did it Daddy."


    "And what happened honey?" he asked.


    "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"


    "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"


    "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."


    ***Long Pause***


    ***Longer Pause***


    ***Even Longer Pause***


    "Swimming pool? . .

    Is this

    486-5731?"
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  2. MrNice

    MrNice Kilobyte Poster

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    Good joke. :biggrin
     
  3. csx

    csx Megabyte Poster

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    lol thats good! :D
     
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  4. Boycie
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    Boycie Senior Beer Tester

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    LOL :clap :D
     
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  5. zimbo
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    LOL :biggrin
     
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  6. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

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    Lol, I really didnt see that coming... great stuff! :twisted:
     
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  7. Headache

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    "Hello ?"

    "Hi, honey. It's your Daddy."

    "Hello, Daddy .... snigger...."

    "Is your Mummy near the phone ?"

    "No. She's with another client right now."

    "Can I speak to her ?"

    "She's busy. Didn't you hear what I just said ?"

    "Well, what time is she gonna be free ?

    "I'm afraid she's fully booked for the rest of the week. If you want, I can pencil you in for tuesday."

    "Tuesday sounds good."

    "Great. Would that be cash or credit card ?"
     
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