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incredibly drunk

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Jun 21, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short.
    They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their
    business behind a headstone or something.

    One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her
    knickers and use them, then throw them away. Her friend however was
    wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers
    but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on
    one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that. Then they
    made off for home.

    The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said "We'd
    better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last night
    without her panties."

    "That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card stuck
    between her cheeks that said 'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never
    forget you." :frman
     
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  2. Phoenix
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    Phoenix 53656e696f7220 4d6f64

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    lol nice one mate
     
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  3. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

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    good one Nuggs :D
     
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  4. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    ROTFLMAO :lol:
     
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  5. noelg24

    noelg24 Terabyte Poster

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    :hahaha now there's a s***e for sore eyes :hahaha
     
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  6. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Blinder, Nugg - thats a real beaut !!!! ROTFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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