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In class...

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Tinus1959, Jun 26, 2007.

  1. Tinus1959

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    John is in class and the teacher asks him: "John, there are six birds sitting on a fence. A hunter comes by and shoots two of them. Howmany birds are left on the fence?"
    John thinks it over for some time and answers: "None miss, they will fly away."
    "Well John, that not the correct answer. It should be 4, but I like the way you think."
    John: "Miss, there are three ladies with an icecream. The first licks it, the second sucks it a little and the thirth take a bite. Which one is the married one?"
    Teacher get a blush up to her ears and over and guesses: "That would be the second one I think."
    John: "No, it's the one with the golden ring, but I like the way you think..."
     
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  2. nXPLOSi

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    Haha I like that one :D
     
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  3. Headache

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    Nice one.
     
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  4. wizard

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    Nice one :D
     
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  5. wagnerk
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    Liked that one :)

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  6. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    good one:)
     
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  7. Bluerinse
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    Thanks for posting Tinus.. that's a cracker :biggrin
     
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  8. Theprof

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    Lol too funny.
     
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