I'll pay for this-Revenge Of The Blondes, Dedicated to ......

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Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
-It doesn't show the dirt

Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
-Fisher-Price.

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
-The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
-It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
-It matches their mustache.

Why is the color brunette considered evil?
-When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?

How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
-Check her for a pulse.

What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
-A brunette rabbit

What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
-"What part of 'yes' don't you understand?"

Why did God create brunettes?
-So ugly men wouldn't feel left out.

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
-The invitation.

Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
-From their underarms.

What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
-Gay, married, or a hostage.

How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
-By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job?
-Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.

How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
-Startled.

 

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Erm, not sure, but I think Rosy is brunette.

 

mmm, I think you may be right ??

 

..and I think YOU might be dead

 

Happy Valentine's xx

 

Too late Dude - WAAAAY to late ...

 

Very good Cazzam...LOL!

 

Happy Valentines day to you too Cazam - got a nice surprise for you..........

 

Oh so sweet........ lol

 

How does it feel to be dead, Cazzam?

 

Don't know what you mean Trip? That cute Rosy wished
me a happy valentine, with that little guy at the bottom,
holding a gift of a new "Pneumatic Hammer drill" for me.
And you thought it was a gun, see, good job I can read
between the lines with women ( the come on signal) LOL



I think thats a very nice thought from her don't you mate??

:hhhmmm

 

Hmmmm...in much the same way that the female preying mantis mates with her partner.........and then eats his body !!!!!!

 

I was going to say something then Gav, in reply to your
comment but feel it may be really the wrong thing
at this moment ROTFLMAO

( No really, don't go there lol )