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I'll pay for this-Revenge Of The Blondes, Dedicated to ......

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Feb 13, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

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    Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
    -It doesn't show the dirt

    Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
    -Fisher-Price.

    Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
    -The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

    Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
    -It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.

    Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
    -It matches their mustache.

    Why is the color brunette considered evil?
    -When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?

    How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
    -Check her for a pulse.

    What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
    -A brunette rabbit

    What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
    -"What part of 'yes' don't you understand?"

    Why did God create brunettes?
    -So ugly men wouldn't feel left out.

    What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
    -The invitation.

    Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
    -From their underarms.

    What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
    -Gay, married, or a hostage.

    How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
    -By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

    Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job?
    -Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.

    How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
    -Startled.
     
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  2. Jakamoko
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    Erm, not sure, but I think Rosy is brunette.
     
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  3. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    mmm, I think you may be right ?? :dry
     
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  4. Jakamoko
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    ..and I think YOU might be dead [​IMG]
     
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    Ho Hum.


    Here we go again!!!


    ROSY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
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  7. cazzam35

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    Happy Valentine's xx
     
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  8. Jakamoko
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    Too late Dude - WAAAAY to late ...[​IMG][​IMG]
     
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    Very good Cazzam...LOL!
     
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    Happy Valentines day to you too Cazam - got a nice surprise for you..........





































    [​IMG] :twisted:
     
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  11. cazzam35

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    Oh so sweet........ :knife lol
     
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    How does it feel to be dead, Cazzam? :blink :biggrin
     
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  13. cazzam35

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    Don't know what you mean Trip? That cute Rosy wished
    me a happy valentine, with that little guy at the bottom,
    holding a gift of a new "Pneumatic Hammer drill" for me.
    And you thought it was a gun, see, good job I can read
    between the lines with women ( the come on signal) LOL



    I think thats a very nice thought from her don't you mate??

    :hhhmmm
     
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  14. Jakamoko
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    Hmmmm...in much the same way that the female preying mantis mates with her partner.........and then eats his body !!!!!! [​IMG][​IMG]
     
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  15. cazzam35

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    I was going to say something then Gav, in reply to your
    comment but feel it may be really the wrong thing
    at this moment ROTFLMAO :biggrin

    ( No really, don't go there lol )
     
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