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If you can't get a job in IT then...

Discussion in 'The Lounge - Off Topic' started by UCHEEKYMONKEY, Apr 3, 2007.

  1. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    UCHEEKYMONKEY R.I.P - gone but never forgotten. Gold Member

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    What about getting a job with Durex??

    Condom Testers required

    You certainly feel shagged doing that job!!:p :twisted: :biggrin
     
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  2. Stevie

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    I'm in the process of applying now....... :D
     
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  3. Kraven

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    ROFL awesome!

    Kraven
     
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  4. mondos

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    Already a registered tester :biggrin .
     
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  5. nXPLOSi

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    Lol, not a bad job, will have to sign up for that one :)

    Wonder how long it takes for a response??
     
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  6. BosonMichael
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    Watch out, guys... remember, there are two people involved in every condom test... the tester... and :blink the testee.

    Let's hope you don't have to work your way up to "tester". :brancard
     
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  7. nXPLOSi

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    Lol, true, they didnt have an option for that.

    AGHHHHHHH now im worried :D
     
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  8. mondos

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    Well that depends on you.
     
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  9. wizard

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    The competition maybe very stiff :D
     
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  10. mondos

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    Thats voluntary work if your looking to gain experience lol.
     
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    ...or is that UP THE tester....!!!:dry :what?
     
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  12. BosonMichael
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    An absolutely classic response. :biggrin

    All I can say is... I hope you guys don't get shafted.
     
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  13. nXPLOSi

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    Lol, I imagine it must be quite a hard job, I guess you've just got to give it your best.
     
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  14. mondos

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    :blink :eek: :ohmy .
     
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  15. nXPLOSi

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    Does this give me a decent excuse to go on the pull by the way? Or an interesting chat up line?

    My girlfriend will never look at me the same when I say im going to work :D
     
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  16. BosonMichael
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    I guess it beats being "self-employed". :p
     
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  17. wizard

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    Take her with you :D
     
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  18. nXPLOSi

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    I would, but I think for the purpose of the job, an upgrade is needed. The current spec isnt up to scratch.


    :twisted:
     
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  19. nXPLOSi

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    It does. Although I see myself as a "contractor" rather then being tied down to one "job".

    :twisted:
     
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  20. wizard

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    She doesn't happen to read the forums does she? :D
     
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