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Idiot Alert!

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by tripwire45, Jul 5, 2005.

  1. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

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    IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
    I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
    local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer
    Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by
    cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.

    This one was from Kingman, KS.
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    IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
    ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal
    lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a
    Kansas City chef!
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    IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
    airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
    without
    your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge,
    how
    would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
    Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
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    IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
    cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged
    coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I
    explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled,
    she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was
    a probation officer in Wichita, KS
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    IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who
    was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager
    commented
    cheerfully, "this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was
    spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
    deer-in-the-headlights stare.

    This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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    IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip
    back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her
    system would not turn on.
    A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office
    no less.
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    IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
    dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in
    it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working
    feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the
    passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered
    that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's
    open!"
    To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." This was
    at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
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    And they walk among us ... and REPRODUCE!!!
     
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  2. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    LMAO Trip. Stupidity really knows no bounds.:D
     
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  3. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Brilliant, Trip ! :biggrin
     
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    Boycie Senior Beer Tester

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