Ibuprofen

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Phoenix, Apr 20, 2005.

  1. Phoenix
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    In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, and Advil is ibuprofen. The Industry has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

    After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin.

    Pfizer Inc recently indicated that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.
     
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  2. tripwire45
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    ROTFLMAO! :cheeseyg :lolbang You forgot to mention the phrases "Pouring myself a tall one" and "Make it a double". :tongue
     
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  3. Tyler D

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    Very very good phoenix.Cazzam,and Gaz take note :D
     
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  4. AJ

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    Yup nice one Ryan, now how about a stiff one :blink:eek::oops:
     
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  5. tripwire45
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    Just thought of another one. "Make that on the rocks". :biggrin :oops:
     
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  6. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Fabulous !!! :thumbleft
     
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  7. nugget
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    Brilliant.:D
     
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  8. Pablo1888

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    :p By the way Phoenix, if you don't mind me asking. Where did you get that from?
     
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