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I was happy

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Jul 21, 2005.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married.
    My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend was a dream!!
    There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years old, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.
    She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many pleasant views of her underwear.
    It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
    She was alone when I arrived and whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not want to overcome.
    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
    I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
    I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
    When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
    I stood there for a moment then turned and went straight to the front door.
    I opened the door and stepped out of the house - walking straight to my car.
    My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
    We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.! Welcome to the family."

    So, the moral of the story is: ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR... :oops:
     
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  2. Phoenix
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    Phoenix 53656e696f7220 4d6f64

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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  3. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Absolute belter, Nugg - one of your best yet :clap
     
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  4. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

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    I just hope the blushing bride bares a striking resemblance to her younger sister. :oops:
     
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  5. Tyler D

    Tyler D Gigabyte Poster

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    nice one nugg :thumbleft
     
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  6. Boycie
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    Boycie Senior Beer Tester

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    Another classic. You are on a roll! :thumbleft
     
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  7. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    Cracker Nugg. :)
     
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    Fergal1982 Petabyte Poster

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    man what a cracker!!!!!!
     
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  9. Gaz 45

    Gaz 45 Kilobyte Poster

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