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I really have no words to describe this, seriously...

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by delorean, Mar 29, 2008.

  1. delorean

    delorean Megabyte Poster

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    I know there's a lot of pervy folk out there in this big wide world, but surely, honestly, it's going to take an almighty effort to top THIS no?

    Word's fail me, I just don't know what else to say. :ymca:police:ymca:police:ymca:police:ymca
     
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  2. BosonMichael
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    Was it cute? :blink :biggrin
     
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  3. delorean

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    The outdoor section at Home Depot must feel like a Caligulan-esque party to that guy. That being said, he's probably banned from all those kinds of stores now eh?
     
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  4. greenbrucelee
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    I hope they are going to do a mental evaluation on him because he seems nuts to me :eyecrazy
     
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    I don't know who is worse, the guy doing the deed or the guy standing there long enough to film 3 dvds of him doing the deed?:rolleyes:
     
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  6. derkit

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    oh dear :(

    Wouldn't be more enjoyable to have the company of a woman/man? A table seems a little hard on the sensitive parts!
     
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  7. twizzle

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    What would the table and a woman have in common????



    Well they could both have thier legs in the air i suppose!
     
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    He should have his manhood removed and forced to do commercials for Snap-On tools.
     
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  9. BosonMichael
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    I screwed a table once.

    Took hours... the instruction manual was HUGE! :ohmy

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Fergal1982

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    the public part of it, fair enough. although why the 'tipster' taped three dvds of it, rather than just say, 5 mins and calling the cops, smacks of weirdness in itself.

    But in private, people have done and used lots of weird things in the pursuit of personal satisfaction. Personally I see nothing wrong with it, so long as its not illegal - there are worse things he could be using for his private enjoyment... such as kids.
     
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  11. delorean

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    Was it a badly photocopied sheet of paper in Samoan on one side and Arabic on the other with the most overcomplicated, badly drawn diagrams known to man and even after 7 months of hard labour and a finished table, you still had a screw and 3 washers left over?

    It's always the same with that damn flatpack crap! :tune
     
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    What he does in private is up to him, shagging anything in public is asking for trouble. I hope they both live happily ever after. I can't wait to see the wedding pictures :)
     
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  13. BosonMichael
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    I was short 2 screws, a washer, and a table leg. :scratch
     
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  14. twizzle

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    I've been a few screws short for years!
     
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    I can't wait to see the Kids, wonder if they will take after 'mom' or dad?
     
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  16. Fergal1982

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    one things for sure, its unlikely they will be able to take up acting. Sure the director would find their expressions too.... wooden.
     
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