I liked them!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Enjoy some old ones but some good ones too

>>>>>>Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
>>>>>>every two hours?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
>>>>>>are
>>>>>>flat?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
>>>>>>is
>>>>>>not enough?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
>>>>>>stars, but
>>>>>>check when you say the paint is wet?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
>>>>>>throw a
>>>>>>revolver at him?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>What is the speed of darkness?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as
>>>>>>cold
>>>>>>tomorrow, how cold will it be?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others
>>>>>>doing
>>>>>>here?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem
>>>>>>longer?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Do you cry under water?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
>>>>>>be a
>>>>>>good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
>>>>>>binoculars
>>>>>>to look at things on the ground?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Did you ever stop and wonder......
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
>>>>>>squeeze
>>>>>>these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna
>>>>>>eat
>>>>>>the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the
>>>>>>toast to
>>>>>>a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
>>>>>>point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
>>>>>>undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
>>>>>>both
>>>>>>dogs !
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
>>>>>>vegetables,
>>>>>>then what is baby oil made from ?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
>>>>>>same
>>>>>>tune?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
>>>>>>you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
>>>>>>window?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
>>>>>>place?

 

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some proper funny ones there...