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BIGSTYLE!!!

I went out on the town with my mates last night, and for the first time ever we decided to have our curry at the BEGINNING of the night!! I went for a chicken madras

Crikey, later on I got to a nightclub and bloomin 'eck I couldn't stop farting and I had real bad case of curry burps - i blame the lager for that!

I got talking to this girl and I think she was disgusted with my breath cos she just walked off after 2 minutes ?? Either that or it was my looks!!

So after a while I started walking around the club dropping my guts in various locations ...felt sorry for some of the people I walked past cos they seemed to be getting the blame for the hideous odour from my "drive-by-farting" activities...lol!! In the "Chillout Zone" I actually over heard some girl say "what the f*ck is that smell"...

I'm sorry for the pointless post but I feel quite bad for what I did, it's the LAST time I have a curry at the beginning of the night!!!!

 

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But did YOU have a good night?

 

Indeed...twas a cracking night!

 

Thats the important thing then!!

 

Ive been guilty of that loads of times myself

 

Sounds like your buttcheeks were the only thing cracking!

...actually, that sounds pretty entertaining! Would have loved to watch the reactions on their faces as you performed a "drive-by"

 

Their faces were probably like this And drum_dudes face would have been like this lol

 

LOL!!!! Spot on m8...hahah

 

only a man can go out in public with gastric prob and find a way to entertain himself with it. I miss my brothers.

 

It certainly wasn't a gastric problem for HIM. Perhaps for others, but not for him!

 

Drum,

Glad you had a good night!

A madras at the start of the night is an excellent idea. The only thing that might have improved your hangover is another Madras on the way home!

Merry Christmas

Si

 

Si,

It was a cracking night m8...yes another madras would have helped!!! Funny thing is that my m8s talked me out of having a Vindaloo...fookin hell had I eaten that I reckon the fire alarms would of gone off in the club!!!

Curry tales are the best m8!!

You have a good xmas m8!

Sacha

 

Sacha,

Glad it was a good'un.

A madras is about as hot as i *go* although a Jalfrezi can be equally as hot depending on how they make it.

There are other, less famous names that are hot. A thal (check spelling) is supposed to be very good for making a cold sweat out of your body instantly!

Si

 

...jeez Worcester would've been evacuated had I'd eaten that!!

 

hehe...I'll try that next time!

Have a good xmas m8!!

 

Damn I miss those English Indian restaurants - nothing else comes close in the rest of the world unfortunately, even Asia can't compete

Great story Sash!

 

cheers m8...

I'm still laughing now...haha, what a night!!

EDIT...and have a good xmas too!!!

 

Pete,

How about a Welsh, Indian restaurant?!

Take a look at some of the pictures here, they are enough to make your mouth water!

Merry Christmas

Si