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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Greebo, Apr 21, 2004.

  1. Greebo

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    How to Wash the Cat
    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
    2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
    3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
    4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
    CAUTION:
    Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
    6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
    8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.


    Sincerely,
    The DOG
     
  2. Jakamoko
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    :lol: Nice one, Greebo. Why do I sense a whole new series of "How to ........"'s coming on ?

    Excellent idea though - let's go for it :thumbleft
    :P
     
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  3. Greebo

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    I feel it only fair to point out that I have 3 cats :) You could try giving them a bath :eek: but I fear you would regret it :inv :lol: 8)
     
  4. AJ

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    I think Gav could have met his match :D
     
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  5. Jakamoko
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    But I know I can rely on your masculine reputation to uphold the chauvinistic reputation of the site, AJ.

    GOT IT ??? :evil:
     
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  6. nugget
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    Hey Greebo, does that also work for Armadillo's?????? :lol:
     
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  7. mattwest

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    Very good!

    Made me chuckle, tho i dont think my cat would have been too impressed!!
     
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  8. Jakamoko
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    lol, Nugget - wouldn't like to see the size of your toilet !!! :eek:
     
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