How to heal the pain of getting hit with a golf ball....

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Two ladies were out playing a round of golf one afternoon. As one of them teed off, she noticed her ball slicing right towards a group of men preparing to tee off on an adjacent hole. The lady quickly screamed out "FORE!!!" but she was not in time.

As the ball reached the men, she noticed one of them immediately clasp his hands together at his groin and he hit the ground, rolling in apparent agony. The ladies rushed over to the men and the one who hit the ball crouched down next to the guy she'd hit and explained she was a physical therapist and knew how she could relieve him of his pain. The man explained he would probably be OK in a few minutes. She insisted however she knew what she was doing and convinced him to move his clenched hands.

She then proceeded to gently massage his groin, hoping to bring him relief of his pain. After a few minutes, she noticed his facial expression had changed from one of agony to one of a mixture of pain and pleasure. "Is this helping you at all?" she asked.

He replied, "Actually, it feels GREAT, but I don't understand how THAT is going to make my thumb stop hurting!!!"

 

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LOL good one.

 

Back in style mate.

 

omg, that is too funny.

 

I knew this one, but is stays good.