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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Killian, Apr 3, 2011.

  1. Killian

    Killian Byte Poster

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    Just to make things clear, I'm in no way sexist! I just heard this the other day and it tickled me something rotten :biggrin

    How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




    One. She holds it in place, and the rest of the world revolves around her!
     
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  2. rpenri

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    Actually, the number is zero.

    They b*tch and complain in the dark until someone else puts it in.
     
  3. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    No grudges at all there. No no.
     
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    You've met my wife then. :lol:
     
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  5. Shinigami

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    Actually, it's more, at least another 4 is needed.

    One to remember on which day of the month the bulb needs replacing. One to remember the actual month. And one to remember which year we are talking about. The fourth? She's there to make sure the order of said digits is respected.

    I kid I kid, women are awesome!
     
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  6. soundian

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    I believe the correct answer is: None, she can cook in the dark.
     
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    I'm sure my wife does that every night Soundian! 8)
     
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  8. JoeAllen

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    You'll all be happy to know that last night my wife changed (all by herself) 2 light bulbs!! She even knew where they were and everything, no one had to her to do that. She just did it.
     
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    Send her over to my place so she can teach my wife how to do it. :tune
     
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  10. Coupe2T

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    My Wife is great at changing light bulbs . . . It's the heavy ones she struggles with! :)
     
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