How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by j33rablade, Mar 30, 2010.

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    Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    Rottweiler: Make me!

    Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?

    Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

    Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.

    Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark...

    Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.

    Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!

    Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?

    Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

    Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

    Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

    Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?

    Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
     
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