How do you know if the cat's dead?

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A kindergartener told his teacher he'd found a dead
cat.

"How do you know it's dead?" she asked her student.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,"
answered the child innocently.

"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went
'Psssst!' and it didn't move."

 

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Good one, Angus - precious little else to laugh about tonight :P

 

Good one Angus, needed a good laugh.