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How did the computer chicken cross the road?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Arroryn, Apr 20, 2007.

  1. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road ...


    Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both cross
    roads AND balance your checkbook, although dividing 3 by 2 will get you
    1.4999999999.


    C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.


    C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer
    to him on the other side.


    COBOL Chicken :
    0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
    IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
    PERFORM
    0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
    VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1
    UNTIL
    ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
    ELSE
    GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING


    Delphi Chicken : The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the
    other side.


    Gopher Chicken : Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.


    Java Chicken : If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server
    will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets!)


    Lotus Chicken : Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!


    Mac Chicken : No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the
    road, so there's no way to tell it to.


    Microsoft Chicken (TM) : It's already on both sides of the road. And it just
    bought the road.


    Newton Chicken : Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can
    carry it across the road in your pocket!


    Vista Chicken : Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.


    OOP Chicken : It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.


    OS/2 Chicken : It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet
    that nobody noticed.


    VB Chicken : USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)


    Web Chicken : Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on
    running.


    Win 95 Chicken : You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but
    cook it and it still tastes like ...chicken. --no I don't understand that one either
     
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  2. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    UCHEEKYMONKEY R.I.P - gone but never forgotten. Gold Member

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