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How can i turn this down!!!....LOL

Discussion in 'New Members Introduction' started by metrock 66, Jul 22, 2008.

  1. metrock 66

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    Oh yes guaranteed job as well all for little ol me with no experience......LOL....:D... Yes i will go and draw the money out straight away.




    Dear Delegate,

    Enroll for August and September before 31st July and receive a FREE LAPTOP

    James Thornton IT Academy @ Student Campus...

    "An opportunity to learn from an official Microsoft Gold Learning Partner"

    Our aim is to develop and deploy students with official Microsoft technical training, which are specifically focused and this in turn provides industry with a pool of well trained and qualified personnel.

    Our courses include:

    - I.T. Professional Track 2003, MCSA+M, MCSE+M, MCDBA + Free Upgrade MCSE 2008
    - 12 Months Internship Program, Full-Time Instructor Led.
    - FREE UPGRADE TO MICROSOFT VISTA
    - Microsoft EXCHANGE 2007
    - SQL Server 2008
    - Guaranteed job from Day 1*
    - No experience necessary
    - Flexible funding options available*


    Once the certified delegates have completed the full course and gained official certifications the starting salary for these qualified individuals will range from £22,000 - £25,000.

    Microsoft Official Gold Partner: Be part of an innovative team

    ONLY £2500 Limited Spaces Available

    1000's Of Junior Support Role to be filled in the Current Skills Shortage of IT Professionals. A great opportunity for anyone considering to get into the IT Industry and achieve their goals and dreams.

    Book a consultation NOW!


    Call 08000 910090 or email us at info@msstudentcampus.com.

    Visit www.msstudentcampus.com / www.jamesthorntongroup.com.

    *Terms and conditions apply.


    Best Regards,
     
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  2. onoski

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    The laptop is tempting must say, but still self study would take you a long way plus no debt burden over your shoulder.
     
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  3. greenbrucelee
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    The laptop is probably made of cheese and comes with preinstalled viruses :p
     
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  4. Sparky
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    What a surprise. :biggrin
     
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  5. greenbrucelee
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    yeah a more money suprise :D
     
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  6. NightWalker

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    I want one of those, is it edam?
     
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  7. greenbrucelee
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    nah it's gouda :D
     
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  8. NightWalker

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    That will have to do, as long as the viruses are MRSA and bird flu...

    To be honest the whole range of cheese laptops are pretty good. The Swiss cheese one has the best cooling, all the holes you see. The Gorgonzola one is the worst, the built in firewall is a bit soft. I might sign up with that TP, if they can teach me to administer the new Stilton Power Edge Blade server (the slices are so thin you can get 6 on a standard cheese board and they have superb milk distribution).... book me a consultation NOW! :)
     
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  9. greenbrucelee
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    Yeah I like the elemental ones with a hint of blue cheese aol broadband :D but the smell a bit.
     
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  10. NightWalker

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    Just had a look at that TPs website. They rekon you can do MCDST in 5 days :blink
    The workshop I went on for my A+ at NITLC was 4 days long, and that was after I had read the Mike Meyers book.
     
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  11. greenbrucelee
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    Why do they always talk crap, I've got more chance of creating the worlds biggest turd than all the crap they spout. It really annoys me.
     
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  12. metrock 66

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    Yeah but some poor fools will fall for it.....:x sent the e-mail back requesting no more soliciting there crap.
     
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  13. FreeMan

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    Yeah, some poor fools failed for it...
    Now the question is will we see our money back ?...
    While the ex-director drives away in a luxury car...



    Trading Standards


    This page is known as: http://www.birmingham.gov.uk/tradingstandards

    IN THE NEWS

    James Thorton Group Ltd

    It has been reported that James Thornton Group Limited at Faraday Wharf, Holt Street, Birmingham have ceased trading from those premises. James Thornton advertised I.T. training courses covering Microsoft, Cisco and other software packages, promising employment to people from day one.

    Trading Standards have received a number of complaints from members of the public advising that the courses were badly taught and tutorial aids were not supplied. This meant that students were unable to complete courses with the appropriate knowledge and therefore unable to sit their exams. Those that did complete the course were not offered employment.

    Where students have paid for these courses via credit agreements and the course has not been supplied, we advise them to contact the finance company explaining the situation and to ask to be released from their agreements. This should be done in writing and the letter sent by recorded delivery post.

    In the meantime we would ask students to contact our advice lines on 0121 303 6031 or via email to: tradingstandards@birmingham.gov.uk giving the full details of their complaint so that we can collate all of the information required to investigate this company. We will provide further information as soon as possible.

    Update - 3 November 2008

    A firm of insolvency practitioners has been appointed to assist with the preparation of a creditors' meeting. Details of the company are listed below. The meeting will be held at their offices on 13 November at 11.30am.

    Ashcrofts
    601 High Road
    Leightonstow
    E11 4PA.

    Contact: George Michael.

    You should contact Ashcrofts if you are owed money or have a complaint to make about the service you have received from the James Thornton Group. Write to them detailing your complaint. Keep a copy of your letter and send it by recorded delivery.
     
  14. Sparky
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    Wind up? :blink :biggrin
     
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  15. Luddym

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    Apprently Not. :(
     
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  16. FreeMan

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    Yeah, I found that funny for a second too...

    I though "I got to have faith"...

    But that's not a joke
     

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