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Horse Race Lineup

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by oggler, Mar 19, 2007.

  1. oggler

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    HORSE RACE LINE-UP:

    In lane 1. Passionate Lady
    In lane 2. Bare Belly
    In lane 3. Silk Panties
    In lane 4. Conscience
    In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
    In lane 6. Clean Sheets
    In lane 7. Thighs
    In lane 8. Big Dick
    In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
    In lane 10. Merry Cherry

    AAAAAAND THEY'RE OFF!!!

    Conscience is left behind at the gate........ Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.....Heavy Bosom is being pressured.......... Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is in a dangerous spot..........

    AAAAAAH THE HALFWAY MARK:

    It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in.....Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets....... Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on BareBelly......Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick........

    AAAAAAH THE STRETCH:

    Merry Cherry cracks under the strain........ Big Dick is making a final drive.....Big Dick moves inside and Passionate Lady is coming..............

    AAAAAND THE FINISH:

    It's Big Dick giving everything he's got.......Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.....It looks like a dead heat but.......Big Dick comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head.......Bare Belly shows....... Thighs weaken....... Heavy Bosom pulls up..... and Clean Sheets never had a chance!
     
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  2. Leehaa

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    Heh - very good! :D
     
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