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Hillbilly birth.

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Oct 18, 2007.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Deep in the back woods of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!"

    Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there", said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there’s another one coming."

    Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said the doctor.

    Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby "No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there 'syet another one coming!" cried the doctor !

    The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, . . .

    "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"
     
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  2. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

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    That one is a hoot nugg! And since the love of my life is from KY, I will have to share that one with him tonight. hehe. :twisted::biggrin
     
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    Just don't blame me for anything that happens after.:twisted:
     
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  4. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Class !!! :biggrin
     
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    LOL, funny!
     
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

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    Well I told joe the joke, and he removed all lanterns from the house when I went and took a shower. :biggrin Told him to bring them all back in or his dirtbike would follow the same fate. :twisted:
     
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