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Here's some interesting financial advice:

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by kevicho, Sep 25, 2008.

  1. kevicho

    kevicho Gigabyte Poster

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    If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.
    So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.
     
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  2. Qs

    Qs Semi-Honorary Member Gold Member

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    Hahaha. Right on Kev! Good advice!

    *Off to go and get wasted...*
     
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    Myinvestors New Member

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    Very nice analysis, let me see the stock's performance and get back to you for more suggestions.
     
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    my white lightning comes in plastic bottles :(

    Grim
     
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    oh crap, I only drink Stella.
     
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    I read this somewhere else, can't remember where exactly, but it is funny :)
     
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    Jiser Kilobyte Poster

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    What a great idea :)

    I might invest in beer drinking!! I know my liver will thank me in 20 years time!! 8)
     
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