Happy Easter

Discussion in 'The Lounge - Off Topic' started by Mr.Cheeks, Apr 14, 2006.

  1. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
    A: He was having a bad hare day!

    Q: How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat?
    A: With a harebrush!

    Q: What kind of books do rabbits like?
    A: Ones with hoppy endings!

    Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
    A: It might crack up!

    Q: Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
    A: Because the powder puff is on the other end!

    Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
    A: "Heard any good yolks lately"?

    Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
    A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

    Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
    A: Only one. After that, it's not empty!

    Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
    A: He was a little chicken!
     
  2. Boycie
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    Boycie Senior Beer Tester

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    Very good for the Easter spirit :morebeer
     
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