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HA - A JOKE !!!!!

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Feb 11, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, Where's Mom and dad?"
    And she replied, "they're up in bed."
    The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play.

    Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?"
    And she replied; "they're still up in bed."
    Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play.

    Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his Grandma "where's Mom and dad?"
    And his grandmother replied; "they're still up in bed."
    The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother said;
    "Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh what is going on here?"

    The little boy replied, "Well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."

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  2. Jakamoko
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    HINT: The trick is not to post the punchline in the Title of your post, m8 !!! [​IMG]

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  3. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    Doh, Muppet eh???

    Can you take it out with your super powers????? :dry
     
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  4. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Of course I can - but I wanna watch you cringe [​IMG]
     
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  5. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    Oh yeah cheers mate, just remember back to my first
    argument on here with a certain person ????

    Yeah, I still got the proof mate eh? ROTFLMAO :twisted:

    You may have the super power but I could make you cringe!
     
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  6. AJ

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    The joke was certainly cringeworthy [​IMG]
     
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  7. Fergal1982

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    thats cruel Gav. surely you could tell him that he should be able to alter the title himself simply by clicking edit on his first post!






    Or was i not supposed to mention that!?

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  8. tripwire45
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    I remember reading a novel by an author named Spider Robinson (yes, of course I'm serious) where a young girl defeated a rapist by telling him she wanted him to use a lubricant on himself before violating her. It was superglue and he ended up adhering his hands to his....well, you know. The rest of the tale is far to gruesome to relate here but let's just say, he expired as he deserved. :blink
     
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  9. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    Nice to know some people are helpful in here, cheers Ferg,
    without me having to revert to bribery lol

    And I've read that before Trip, makes me cringe just
    thinking bout it but yes, just as deserved I feel.....
     
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