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Grannys surprise

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by twizzle, Apr 26, 2007.

  1. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

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    3 old grannies were sitting in the park enjoying the sun when a flasher comes up to them and gives them a quick show.


    2 had a stroke, the 3rd couldnt reach! :p
     
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  2. Tinus1959

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    An old lady in her 90's "storms" in a policestation shooting: "I'm raped, I'm raped!!"
    The officer on duty calms the woman and does the interview the make the report.
    Officer: Please state your Name, address and so on. She gives the info.
    Officer: Ok, tell me what happened.
    Lady: Well, I was walking in the park minding my own busyness when I was suddenly grabbed from behind, dragged in de bushes and was raped there four times.
    Officer: That's terrible. When did this happen?
    Lady: It was in 1982.
    Officer: It's a bit late to come here now to bring this story don't you think?
    Lady: Yes, I know but I just love telling about it...
     
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