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I don't get it

 

Sorry mate... really couldn't help myself. You know what it's like... an opportunity presents itself, honey covered, and you just have to take it. I shall try to fight the urge in future.

Nope. On TV or in the theatre? I'll have to look out for it. Is it Scousers or Wackers bricking it up?

 

Way to go Kev! Pity about the money side of things, but it's going to bump up the CV somewhat.

 

If I ever get back across from the East Midlands I'll give it a look.

I think you mean Wirral mate... there's no 'the' in it.

I must be honest, I don't miss Liverpool or Wirral that much.

Mind you, I do have a map of Liverpool tattoed on a particular part of my antomy.

Anecdotally, we do get a lot of Amercian tourists in Lincoln and, for some strange reason they seem to think that anywhere north of London is relatively close together. Must be the miles they do each day to get to and from work...

Anyway, to cut a loooong story short, I did have one come up to me the other day, saying "Hey buddy, I'm kinda lost. I'm looking for Liverpool, but can't seem to find the signs for it. Do you have a map of it?" Not sure I heard him right, but keen to help, I answered "Liverpool? My ar$e..." but before I could finish the sentence he hit me with his man bag.

 

Mob, Rabble, Ruffians, Slum dwellers...

 

You must mean Liverpool... obviously. I couldn't agree more.

 

See? You completely missed my joke! Call yerself a Scouser? Tsk... Think of Jim Royle/Ricky Tomlinson... oh, never mind... D

It's Cheshire mate... well, it was before some barsteward came along and moved the bleddy boundary in 1974 (approx). And no offence taken.

 

I'd tell you... but I'd have to kill you afterwards.

and then your husband would be mad at me.

 

On a date? To the movies? And dinner???

 

I was an intelligence analyst in the United States Army (see sig).

 

ie, what the wife gives you when you've been out on the sauce with the boys to make sure you haven't strayed from the lair too far!

 

No... when his wife wants to find out what JK did with her clothes!!