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  1. Arroryn

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    I'm sure he is :) It's when he tries to touch other peoples' sexuality that he gets into trouble :twisted: :eek:
     
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  2. JK2447
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    Ladies ladies ladies, I've no doubt that you'll both be sporting something similar to me once the shock waves of my revolutionary day attire spew forth from Crewe. Oh and of course I know what kitten heels are although I wish I hadn't worn them to work today . . . . . ouch :eek:
     
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  3. Josiahb

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    Thats cruelty to animals you bastard!
     
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    JK2447 Petabyte Poster Administrator Premium Member

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    You've lost me! OK so maybe I dno't know what they are after all!

    Hey well done Arroryn! Thats brilliant news. So will you be a published author doing that?
     
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    Crikey I've got a locked away fortune somewhere? Strange how I've not been given the key :D
     
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    JK2447 Petabyte Poster Administrator Premium Member

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    Your mind is the key to a wealth of knowledge young one. . . . ha ha just had to write that. I think I'm cracking up with stress but until my eye starts to twitch I'm OK :biggrin:eek:
     
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    You mean, a murse? :D

    Make sure to wear your manties and a brossiere with that. :twisted:
     
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    JK2447 Petabyte Poster Administrator Premium Member

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    See everyone, Boson is on my level. He clearly goes to work sporting a murse :twisted:
     
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  9. westernkings

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    I think you would be lucky to get any sort of movement in your face with the amount of botox you quite clearly invest in.. :eek:
     
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    Ah man you spend 4 or 5 grand on Botox AND ALL OF A SUDDEN your addicted to it. I don't know. I naturally look 16. I don't know what you mean :biggrin
     
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    I can imagine you getting asked for ID in clubs;

    "Excuse me son, come back when you have some stubble like a real man"
     
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  12. GiddyG

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    No... they'll let him in because they can see he's a mature, forward thinking young man with a man bag at his side. 8)
     
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    Indeed. See how easily he slipped into the man-bag speak... :twisted:
     
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    Not in ****ing Liverpool they won't! :D
     
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    The man bang probably adds to the trouble actually, increase the impression that hes headed to the club straight from school...
     
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    In his shorts, blazer and cap haha.

    *sigh*

    So many scouser/JK stereotypes to use. Makes me all tingly inside. :D
     
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    I'm really PMSL laughing at my desk and someone just asked me what was so funny. "Oh just something I read tickled me" I had to say. No way was I going into the whole metro-man-bag-gate incident :lol:
     
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  18. GiddyG

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    But... but... it's the European capital of Culture n all... :blink (although lordy knows why...)

    With a nicely concealed brick in it, it also comes in handy as a defensive accroutrement when looking after oneself in the likes of the She club.
     
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    Ha ha you can tell you are from our neck of the woods! :biggrin
     
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  20. Josiahb

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    showcasing cultural life in Liverpool probably involves glassing an EU representative I'd think....
     
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