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Good Irish Advice.

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Mar 2, 2005.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    The wise old (Irish) Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The
    nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her
    some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass
    back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey they had received
    as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount
    into the warm milk. When she walked back at Mother Superior's bed, she held
    the glass to her lips.


    Mother drank a little of the milk mixed with Irish whiskey, then a little
    more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last
    drop. "Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom
    before you die." She raised herself up in bed with a joyous look in her eyes
    and said, "DON'T SELL THAT COW."
     
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