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Good Excuses

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Mr.Cheeks, May 2, 2006.

  1. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

    You've had another long day at the office and if you're like most of us, an uninvited nap might be looming. So we've prepared some excuses for you to use if you're caught sleeping at your desk!

    - "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

    - "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

    - "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper."

    - "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

    - "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

    - "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance."

    - "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan."

    - "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

    - "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

    - "The coffee machine is broken."

    - "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

    - "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

    - "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

    - "I wasn't sleeping! I was trying to pick up a contact lens without using my hands."

    - "Amen."
  2. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

    I love the testing key board one and the contact lens. Too funny.
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  3. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

    ...another satisfied customer :biggrin

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