Golf With Dignity

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An older gentleman is on a golf green about to putt out and a foursome is behind him, waiting for him to finish. Suddenly, on the road alongside the golf course, a shiny black hearse pulls into view, followed by an entourage of some 50 vehicles.

Immediately, the man takes off his hat, places it over his heart and stands at a respectful silence until all 50 cars have slowly passed. He then puts on his hat, taps his ball into the hole and walks to the next tee.

The members of the foursome are impressed and when they catch up to him, they say that it has been some time since they have witnessed such a display of respect and dignity.

To which the older gentleman replies, "It's the least I could do. On Monday, we would have been married 50 years!"