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Get fit with sexercise

Discussion in 'The Lounge - Off Topic' started by MrNerdy, Feb 18, 2008.

  1. MrNerdy

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    The NHS has some new advice for people struggling to schedule a fitness routine into their daily lives - a workout between the sheets.

    According to the NHS Direct website, "sexercise" can lower the risk of heart attacks and helps people live longer.

    For more click HERE
     
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  2. Fergal1982

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    300 calories an hour? sounds great, until you realise that the average session will only lose you about 12.5 :wink:. that doesnt even cover the food I guzzle down afterwards.
     
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    I pity your lady, tell her when your done to come visit me for the rest of the night :tongue
     
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  4. nXPLOSi

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    I was going to say, speak for yourself! I burn at least 20 cals, one or twise a year 8)
     
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    Well now I just need to find an able bodied woman and we can begin our sessions :twisted: hmmm maybe I will give my friend who has done porn a ring...now there's an idea :twisted: :biggrin
     
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  6. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    LOL :p:biggrin That's so funny

    "If you're worried about wrinkles - orgasms even help prevent frown lines from deepening"

    Funny you don't hear them say that in those TV adverts about face creams?::oops::biggrin
     
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  7. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    I won't tell you how many calories I burned last night... but 12.5 calories? Pfft. You need to practise sexercise a bit more :rolleyes: :twisted:
     
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  8. greenbrucelee
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    I wonder if they'll start doing it in the gym's but then you be paying for it, so they'll have to change the name to pimpercise or orgyasise :p
     
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  9. twizzle

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    I keep telling my missus that practice makes perfect, and i aint perfect yet!! but she still wont have it. Maybe twice a day everyday is too much???

    She once told her friend that i was her toy boy, i told her she weren't inserting any batteries in me!!!
     
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  10. Fergal1982

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    im trying for the olypmic speed record personally. to paraphrase a comedian (cant remember his name):

    "What were you trying to do? come? Well... I beat ya! Gotta work on your times baby, im down to 1 minute 30"

    also paraphrasing: "Theres no such thing as premature ejaculation. When I come, it was right on time!"

    :biggrin
     
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  11. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    ROFL!! Rep given. I haven't laughed so much for ages! :biggrin
     
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