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Genie

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by moominboy, Oct 23, 2005.

  1. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman
    asked
    if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish
    genies
    are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"

    The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle
    East.
    See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each
    other
    and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and
    vice-versa.
    It will bring about world peace and harmony."

    The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable.
    These
    countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape
    after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not
    THAT
    good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be
    reasonable."

    The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been
    able to
    find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun,
    likes to
    cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets
    along
    with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful.
    That
    is what I wish for...a good man."



    The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see that f***ing map
    again."
     
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