Funny story

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by marcin_rys, Oct 11, 2009.

  1. marcin_rys

    marcin_rys Nibble Poster

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    I found this on another forum,

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam
    while out shopping. Simply dropping into Morrisons in Yeovil for a bit
    of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough
    to think it couldn't happen to you! or your friends.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to
    your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.


    They both start cleaning your windscreen, their large firm young breasts
    almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look
    especially with all the rain we have been having.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead
    ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco's in Yeovil.

    You agree and they both get in the backseat, on the way, they
    start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over
    ! to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and
    starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately,
    and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your
    wallet!

    I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
    20th, 24th, and 29th. Also May 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three
    times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.
    So Be Warned!

    P.S. Lidl have wallets on sale for £1.99 each, Aldi are £1.75 and look
    nicer.
     
    Last edited: Oct 11, 2009
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  2. Geekzilla

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    Thanks for the warning. Did they do a good job cleaning the windows though?
     
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  3. marcin_rys

    marcin_rys Nibble Poster

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    wow, this story is not about me

    I found this on TW forum
     
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    WHOOOOSH! :biggrin
     
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  6. danielno8

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    lol lol

    one for the story, one for the whoosh moment
     
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  7. vgarg

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    looooooooooooooooooool
     
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  8. repair3

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    it is really very interesting story and great warning for others too
     
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  10. jamesmanro

    jamesmanro New Member

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    Helpful warning story marcin. Thanks for sharing with us.
     

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