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Funny questions

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by SimonV, Nov 6, 2003.

  1. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

    Enjoy: :lol:

    If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

    If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

    Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

    Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

    I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

    If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

    Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

    Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

    Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
    is Naive?

    If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

    Do Chickens think rubber humans are funny?

    If you were to use your carphone for phone sex, should you call from the backseat?

    Does the average bird think tree houses are "birdhouses for the rich and famous"?

    Can you get high from sniffing a dead horse?

    How many people thought of the Post-it Note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?

    In juvenile court, instead of "mistrials," do they have "do-overs"?

    How can you tell if a cartoon family's picture is a photo or a portrait?

    Do you have boogie fever?

    Do you think Bill Gates is one sexy babe?

    If a fetus is exposed to cellular phone waves, will it be born umbilical cordless?

    At the risk of sounding paranoid, why is that P at the beginning of the word "psycho" always so darn silent?

    If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

    Do those poker-playing dogs own paintings of humans playing fetch?

    Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

    If you cut a blind man's cane in half while he is sleeping, would he think he grew three feet over night?

    What happens if a blind person is afraid of the dark?

    Okay, so sticks and stones may break your bones but names can never hurt you. What if someone carved a name in stone and then threw it at you?

    Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "PRACTICE"

    Is there such a thing as a nudist ant colony?

    If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?

    Why don't they call moustaches "mouthbrows"?

    Instead of having to lick your fingers to turn each page of a book, why not just dunk one corner of the book in a bowl of water?

    Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?

    Why don't they make cookies with powdered milk so all you'd have to do is dunk them in water?

    Why don't they just make food stamps edible?

    Why did they make the word "dyslexia" so darn hard to read?
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  2. flex22

    flex22 Gigabyte Poster

    Life is full of mysteries lol :D

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