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From hearse to cab

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by twizzle, Sep 18, 2007.

  1. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

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    A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question
    and tapped him on the shoulder.

    The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus,
    drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large
    Plate glass window.

    For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of Me.'

    The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he
    didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

    The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab............... ...........

    I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.'
     
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  2. Tinus1959

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    Sorry to ask but what is a hearse?
     
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  3. JonnyMX

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    One of those big black cars that they take the coffin to the graveyard/cemetary/crematorium with.

    Since they usually contain a dead body...
    Well, that's the joke.

    But I've ruined it now.
     
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  4. Tinus1959

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    Ah, I see. Thanks.
     
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