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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Mar 10, 2006.

  1. cazzam35

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    The Ferrari formula One team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
    The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
    UK government youth opportunity scheme and employ young people from
    Liverpool.

    The decision to hire them was brought about after a recent documentary
    on how unemployed youths from Liverpool were able to remove a set of
    wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment.

    Ferrari's exiting crew can only do this in 8 seconds with millions of
    Euro worth of Hi-tec equipment.
    Prime minister Tony Blair went on record, as saying, this was a bold
    move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international
    recognition of the UK under new Labour.

    As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an
    advantage over every other team. However, Ferrari may have got more
    than they bargained for.

    At the first practice session the Liverpool pit crew successfully
    changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had
    resprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle to the Mclaren team for
    eight bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photo's of Coultards bird in the shower.
     
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  2. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    Classic! :biggrin :cheers :cheeseyg
     
  3. hbroomhall

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    Nice one! That got a good laugh here!

    Harry.
     
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    Good one. Liked it!
     
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  5. twizzle

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    god that is so true as well... Never leave ya car parked too long in Liverpool, you'll never find it again! but you may get offered a nice set of recently aquired alloys!!!

    Really good one there!!!
     
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