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Forgive Your Eneimies

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, May 21, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"



    80% held up their hands.



    The Minister then repeated his question.



    All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady.



    "Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"



    "I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.



    "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"



    "Ninety-eight." she replied.



    "Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"



    The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."
     
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  2. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

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    You crack me up cazz! :biggrin
     
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  3. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Ooooh, it's an immediate return to form for the boy Caz - get in !!!!
     
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  4. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    Just popped home for a few hours and been saving these
    for you, hope your not missing them too much.... LMAO

    Catch up soon guys & dolls

    Best wishes Callum
     
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  5. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Top stuff mate.:D
     
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    Nice one. :thumbleft
     
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