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for the married among us ...

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Wassup, Oct 8, 2008.

  1. Wassup

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    You Know When You've Been Married Too Long

    Three women -- one engaged, one married and one a mistress -- are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. All three buy black leather bras, stiletto heels, and masks for their eyes.

    After a few days, they meet over lunch to compare notes.

    The engaged woman:
    The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me in the black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

    The mistress:
    I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word -- but we had wild sex all night.

    The married woman:
    I sent the kids to my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,












    'What's for dinner, Batman?'
     
  2. Mof

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    Very good needed a laugh cheers:D
     
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  3. dales

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    made me lol!
     
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    husband was probably hungry from sorting out the mistress

    Grim
     
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  5. Tinus1959

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    Yep. I guessed he would say: "Oh no, not again!".
     
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  6. Me2u_RaGee

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    hehe thats funny...i actually thought he would say "wheres the kids"... ;)
     
  7. Obinna Osobalu

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    LOL! Nice one Wassup
     
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    I would have thought he'd said, "What are you doing here? I just saw you at the office!" :biggrin
     
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