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For the geeks (slightly riskee)

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Pete01, Jun 5, 2006.

  1. Pete01

    Pete01 Kilobyte Poster

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    Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work. "Guess what, mate," says
    the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar."


    "What did you do?" says the other IT guy.


    "Well, I invited her over to mine, we had a couple of drinks, we got into
    the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off."


    "You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.


    "I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk
    next to my new laptop."


    "Really? You got a new laptop?"
     
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  2. zimbo
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    zimbo Petabyte Poster

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    LOL nope sorry im not that much of a geek! :eek:
     
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  3. wagnerk
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    wagnerk aka kitkatninja Moderator

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    Wow, so whats the brand and the spec of the laptop?

    err, oh yeah, what is the blonde like? Can she rebuild the laptop?

    :D
     
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  4. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    He got a new piece of software for the new hardware then.:D
     
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  5. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Like it, Pete :biggrin
     
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  6. Bluerinse
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    Why was he wearing all her clothes in the first place :twisted:
     
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  7. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    I hope the laptop didn't have Morrowind or Oblivion on it. You'd have lost me too :twisted: :D
     
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