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FOR THE GALS

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Missy, Oct 1, 2005.

  1. Missy

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    FOR THE GALS

    What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
    One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker the other is a fish.


    Husband: Want a quickie?
    Wife: As opposed to what?

    What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand
    A mans instant attention.

    Why are men like laxatives?
    Because they irritate the sh*t out of you.


    Husband: Why do you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it?
    Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?

    What the difference between a porcupine and four men in a car?
    A porcupine has all the pricks on the outside.

    How many men does it take to POP Popcorn?
    One to hold the pan and two Others to show off and shake the stove.

    Why don't men have to use toilet paper?
    Because God made them perfect a**eholes.

    How can you tell if a man's sexually excited?
    If he's breathing.
     
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  2. moominboy

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    :dry :dry not as funny as the others missy but good attempt.....d+.
     
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  3. Missy

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    these are Not for you, show the wife!!
     
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  4. moominboy

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    ha! dont know any married man that would show his missus these..... way too much ammo. :)
     
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    What makes you think she doesn't already know them? :twisted:
     
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  6. Boycie
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    Keep 'um coming! :D
     
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  7. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    beautiful - didn't think anything could make me smile on a Monday morning!!
     
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