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Flight Attendant

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Jakamoko, Sep 17, 2004.

  1. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super."

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

    "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said, "I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

    She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

    To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

    Tray-up, bitch."
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  2. Phil
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    lol nice one :D
     
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    touché....
     
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  4. AJ

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    Superb Gav, nuggs better watch out if that's the standard you are setting 8)
     
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    ROTFLMAO. My hat's off to you Jak[​IMG]
     
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  6. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    When the King takes his hat off, it means the Jester's gonna get it ....[​IMG][​IMG]
     
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