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few jokes

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Jan 24, 2007.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

    Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years, wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes ballistic.

    "You impotent bastard!! How could you lie to me all these years?"

    The husband calmly looks her straight in the eyes, and calmly says

    "I'll explain the toy! You explain the kids......."

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    Jack and Jill were just married and Jack took off his trousers and said to Jill "Try these on" Jill looked at him and said "The're too big" Jack says "exactly, I wear the trousers in this marriage and I always will"

    Jill turns round and says "Try on my knickers on " and Jack says "I'll never get into them"

    Jill says "Exactly and if you don't change your attitude then you never will"
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  2. Leehaa

    Leehaa Gigabyte Poster

    He heh!
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  3. Mitzs
    Honorary Member

    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

    those are cute raffaz. I'll pass them on.
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