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Few Blondie Jokes

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by DaHLiA, Aug 2, 2007.

  1. DaHLiA

    DaHLiA Bit Poster

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    Came through these jokes recently. Just thought of sharing :p

    Blondie's Thoery on Light:

    Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

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    2 blondies are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
    YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...

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    I personally loved this one :)

    A blondie for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:

    AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
    SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
     
  2. supag33k

    supag33k Kilobyte Poster

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    I liked these two I heard recently......

    Q. Why do Blondes dislike Breastfeeding?

    A. Because it hurts when they boil their nipples!

    And...

    Q. How does a Blonde run a successful small business?

    A. Give her a large business and wait 6 months!
     
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  3. Tinus1959

    Tinus1959 Gigabyte Poster

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    How about:

    Blond 1: I just had a pregnancy test.

    Blond 2: Did you get difficult questions?


    Or:

    Two blonds are on opposite sides of a river.

    Blond 1: How do I get to the other side of the river?

    Blond 2: Why, you are already there...
     
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