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Ferarri

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by joolzt, Aug 8, 2007.

  1. joolzt

    joolzt New Member

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    A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership.

    She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.

    Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

    But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.
    "Good day, Madam, how may we help you today?"

    Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?

    He answers, "Madam, I'm afraid I can't say....If you farted just touching it .... you're going to sh!t yourself when you hear the price."
     
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  2. Theprof

    Theprof Petabyte Poster Forum Leader

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    LOL funny.
     
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  3. stuPeas

    stuPeas Megabyte Poster

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    nice one!:biggrin
     
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  4. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

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    Lol :D
     
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