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Female admirers

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by ffreeloader, Mar 13, 2008.

  1. ffreeloader

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    It seems I such a strong, handsome, virile man that I have a few female admirers out on the internet. Especially this one girl named Heidi. She keeps on sending me emails asking when I'm going to get in contact with her as she has some nude photos of herself that she took just for me. She even includes an email address in her messages that's different from the all headers in her emails.

    Do you think I ought to answer the emails to humor the poor girl as she's so obviously in love me? I can't really blame her for throwing herself at me knowing what a stud I am. :biggrin
     
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  2. Stoney

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    The bitch!! She said they were just for me!!! :x:x




    :biggrin
     
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  3. ffreeloader

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    You're kidding me. Right? She can't really be sending you the same emails can she? And to think she made it sound as if she wanted only me. I'm crushed.
     
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  4. Fergal1982

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    its actually mike in disguise.
     
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  5. Mitzs
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    I say let your wife at her. :biggrin
     
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  6. Mitzs
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    :blink Mike in high heels and lipstick is not going to make for a pretty picture.
     
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  7. ffreeloader

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    Now that just might be very interesting. :biggrin

    My wife is of the "very jealous" variety. She's not so bad any more, but when we first got married she would yell at me if a good looking gal working as grocery clerk would do her job with smile when we went through her line. She would always want to know "why was that woman smiling at you?". LOL.

    I don't blame her though her ex was what I consider to be a "philandering fool" who would point out women with big boobs to her and then comment on how great they looked. He was a complete a*s*s and really screwed her up for a long time. It took a few years for her to calm down and realize that I wasn't her ex.
     
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  8. greenbrucelee
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    Well I have one called Sarah and she keeps promising me a £100 cheque if I answer her questionnaire thats on link I have to click to complete it.
     
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  9. ffreeloader

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    Wow. You mean she even promises you money? That's a much better offer than Heidi makes. She just wants me to see what she looks like.

    I think I like Sarah better....
     
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    Its got me worried now because some bloke called Edward has emailed me to say my laptop and £100 cheque is ready for collection from Sarah :blink This is getting weird.

    What laptop, I have no laptop.
     
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  11. ffreeloader

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    She must know you're a geek, and she's probably a geek groupie.

    I know I've wondered if it's not just because I use Linux that Heidi is always chasing me. I know what a turn on that is for these young girls.
     
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    Oh my gbl. I think that means she is willing to give you a laptop along with the money. woohoo you stud! :biggrin
     
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  13. greenbrucelee
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    I think she just wants to see my DB-15 connector :biggrin
     
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    Its the Edward part that bothers me :blink
     
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    I'd take the pictures. :oops:
     
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    Yeah i heard girls get hot for linux, free bsd and mac os x, shame i use windows.... maybe if i tell Heidi I know asm she'll be interested... :oops:
     
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  17. BosonMichael
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    Crap... how did you find out? :dry

    Dude... there's good money to be made! :thumbleft

    You should see "my pics"... I'm hot. 8)
     
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  18. BosonMichael
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    I don't use pics of me... I use stock photos.

    But they're hot. :sexie
     
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    You should send her your vCard. 8)
     
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  20. BosonMichael
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    ZING!!! :p

    oh, man, if had been drinking Coke, that would have been a CokeSpew moment.
     
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